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Stupidest thing your husband/partner has ever said (may post more than one if your partner is dumber than most-lol) adult content

 
fiatpax

Asked by fiatpax at 11:06 PM on Jan. 22, 2013 in Just for Fun

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  • Stupidest thing your husband/partner has ever said


    I Do.  (yes, I realize that's a slam on myself).

    QuinnMae

    Answer by QuinnMae at 11:13 PM on Jan. 22, 2013

  • The first fight we ever had as a married couple was just 2-3 days after our wedding - I was pissed at DH for blowing our wedding gift money on his mother's vacation out to see us and attend the wedding without telling me, so I was yelling. He told me to get my say in then and there because it would never happen again.

    Silly man. Like you can shut me up when I'm pissed.
    Ginger0104

    Answer by Ginger0104 at 11:14 PM on Jan. 22, 2013

  • "Turn out the lights and I'll do ya."
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 11:16 PM on Jan. 22, 2013

  • One time while in a huge fight he told me that I married him for his money. Bwahahahahaha! The stupid jackass was making $10 an hour at a dead end job.

    He was just feeling unappreciated and apologized later, but I still laugh when I think about it.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:40 PM on Jan. 22, 2013

  • where do I begin?
    jeanclaudia

    Answer by jeanclaudia at 11:25 PM on Jan. 22, 2013

  • No I have to say it's usually me that says the stupid shit, and usually during sex. What can I say, he's so good he makes my brain turn off.
    KristiS11384

    Answer by KristiS11384 at 11:26 PM on Jan. 22, 2013

  • Were you warm at work today?

    WTF! 60-80 mph wind, freezing rain coming, and I stand in front of a walk-up window because people are to damn lazy to come into the store to pick up their scripts! Hell no, I wasn't warm!
    PMSMom10

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 11:49 PM on Jan. 22, 2013

  • 20 minus 10 is negative 10... I'm serious!
    Gem and gin are spelled with a J
    You build credit faster by not paying your card off sooner.
    I didn't lie. I just didn't tell you the truth!
    I know what PMS is like, even more than you.
    Coupons don't save you money.
    I don't believe in God but I believe God created man.
    What does the arrow pointing left on your map mean? Does it mean I turn left?

    That's all I can think of for now but believe me there's more.
    hellokittykat

    Answer by hellokittykat at 2:35 AM on Jan. 23, 2013

  • The 1st night home w/ my first born, he started to fuss in the middle of the night as babies do. Well, his lovely father says, "the baby needs you- I've had a rough week" YOU'VE had a rough week?! What about me? I went thru 14 hrs of labor & a 4th degree episiotomy, but you just relax b/c you've had a rough week! Ugh, I could've punched him in the face! :p

    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 7:30 AM on Jan. 23, 2013

  • Oh for fuck's sake, now I'm thinking about him. Exes do count right? Hmm... Can it be stupid just from my point of view?
    KA91

    Answer by KA91 at 11:28 PM on Jan. 22, 2013

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