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OK, I think it has come to the point that humans no longer need human contact.

We only need intelligent phones that can respond to our texts. We can actually date our phones! Who would have thought? When I dated I actually held hands, kissed & went out to dinner to talk & a movie. I guess you don't have to worry about STD's though. Would you prefer to date your phone?

 

 
ILovemyPaulie

Asked by ILovemyPaulie at 4:27 PM on Jan. 26, 2013 in Relationships

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Answers (23)
  • sidesplittinglaughter I know what this is in response to.  

    3libras

    Answer by 3libras at 4:31 PM on Jan. 26, 2013

  • Well, I must admit my phone does show me more respect, class and courtesy than most men I've met lately. And I always know where it is, it doesn't lie to me, and it lets me hang out with my friends and family without whining about feeling neglected.

    Maybe I would be better off to date my phone.

    LMAO
    wendythewriter

    Answer by wendythewriter at 4:37 PM on Jan. 26, 2013

  • Yeah, but when it rings, it only vibrates for 30 seconds, and I would be left feeling unsatisfied. ~JulieJacobKyle

    Proof that cell phones are really just selfish men in disguise.
    wendythewriter

    Answer by wendythewriter at 5:40 PM on Jan. 26, 2013

  • Yeah, but when it rings, it only vibrates for 30 seconds, and I would be left feeling unsatisfied.
    JulieJacobKyle

    Answer by JulieJacobKyle at 5:10 PM on Jan. 26, 2013

  • Not until my phone has an app that keeps me warm at night and gives me orgasms.
    JulieJacobKyle

    Answer by JulieJacobKyle at 5:07 PM on Jan. 26, 2013

  • LOL Julie!
    PMSMom10

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 5:29 PM on Jan. 26, 2013

  • I suppose if you sign your number up for a bunch of telemarketing companies, you might get a lot of calls, and a lot of ringing, and more vibrating. Still, seems like too much work.
    JulieJacobKyle

    Answer by JulieJacobKyle at 5:45 PM on Jan. 26, 2013

  • I don't have a phone...

    I'm single?!?!
    staciandababy

    Answer by staciandababy at 4:39 PM on Jan. 26, 2013

  • I suppose the nice thing about dating my phone is that when I get tired of it, I can just stuff it in the bottom of my purse and forget about it.
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 4:48 PM on Jan. 26, 2013

  • Not me. I actually have texting blocked on my phone. I guess I will have to stick to good old fashioned conversation and a penis.
    JulieJacobKyle

    Answer by JulieJacobKyle at 6:10 PM on Jan. 26, 2013