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The internet doctor is in ...

Just want you all to know I have my MD in internet medicine.

I can perform every medical task you might need from pregnancy tests to open heart surgery. So, if you ever find yourself with internal bleeding, don't waste your time and money going to the ER, just log in here and I will help you. I can stop your bleeding, deliver your baby, treat your vertigo, and even help you treat your maggot problem (you know who you are).

So, everyone, get a number and get in line. The doc is in and I am here to help.

 
theMOMmission

Asked by theMOMmission at 4:13 PM on Jan. 27, 2013 in Health

Level 35 (70,702 Credits)
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Answers (141)
  • Excuse me, I'm the psychologist & divorce expert. LOL

    Also, I glitter exploding out of my vagina.
    3libras

    Answer by 3libras at 6:05 PM on Jan. 27, 2013

  • Ballad I am shocked
    that you would even
    comment in a some
    what negative manner
    regarding all of the
    pregnancy questions

    does this mean that
    you are converting
    to the snarky side
    you swear you hate
    why yes i think it
    does

    Answer by Anonymous
    was this suppose to me me?

    try again anon, not one misspelling
    AND you capped Balled
    plus you did not

    and a break in your typing

    please reread my posts and get it right next time
    thanks
    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 6:26 PM on Jan. 27, 2013

  • I let my MD from Cafemom University expire, lol.

    JeremysMom

    Answer by JeremysMom at 4:14 PM on Jan. 27, 2013

  • I'm projectile vomiting coal tar, but I can't get a signal from inside the cubical at the E/R to keep trolling. Can you suggest a home remedy?
    NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 4:22 PM on Jan. 27, 2013

  • Least helpful place on the entire interwebs.


    WHY ARE YOU SO UNSUPPORTIVE? THIS IS A SUPPORT GROUP DAMMIT! STOP BEING SO MEAN!!!!!!!111!!!one!!!!!
    NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 5:31 PM on Jan. 27, 2013

  • "Ballad I am shocked
    that you would even
    comment in a some
    what negative manner
    regarding all of the
    pregnancy questions

    does this mean that
    you are converting
    to the snarky side
    you swear you hate
    why yes i think it
    does"

    Man, you SUCK at this.
    Mrs_Prissy

    Answer by Mrs_Prissy at 6:22 PM on Jan. 27, 2013

  • Anon, you're not paxy, never will be paxy so grow the fuck up and be yourself!
    PMSMom10

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 6:26 PM on Jan. 27, 2013

  • going to pick up daughter at cute neighbors house
    will ask him to 'lotion' my face and eyes

    thank doc for the medical information
    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 6:27 PM on Jan. 27, 2013

  • maybe if it has been a while for him
    him will shoot it far
    and up into my nose

    sounds better than vicks vaporizer
    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 6:28 PM on Jan. 27, 2013

  • *Crickets*

    I guess we'll never know......Le Sigh
    Mrs_Prissy

    Answer by Mrs_Prissy at 7:27 PM on Jan. 27, 2013

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