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This I will tag, but it was quite a good read, as long as you aren't offended by the word 'vagina'. adult content

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My Godless Vagina

Posted by Phil Ferguson on January 29th, 2013 - 6 Comments- Posted in Uncategorized



godless viginaGuest post By: Rachel Johnson

Let it be known from here forward that my vagina has never had a personal relationship with god.

Any god, ever.

In fact my vagina has no clue why any god is so worried about it.

It seems to me my vagina is just fine. I don't want your god in my vagina.

I don't want your religion in my vagina. Most of all I don't want you telling me what to do with my godless vagina.

My vagina was not issued by the state. I did not go to any office to pick it up. I did not have it ordered, or licensed.

I was born with it. There is no bureaucrat in my vagina, and I assure you there is no room for one. In fact there is no doctor in there, there is no lawyer in there, and that is the way I want to keep it.

I don't want you putting your religious laws into practice governing my vagina. She is fine, without you and certainly without your god.

My godless vagina has been fine for all these years without someone forcing their beliefs on it.

It has worked just fine, and I have made my personal choices based on what was best for me.

I don't ask anyone to come and take care of my vagina. I do a good enough job.

So let me tell you to leave my godless vagina alone.

I will not be converting my vagina to Christian, Muslim, Hindu or any other religion, and I certainly don't need you trying to force my vagina to hold your beliefs.

My godless vagina is not guilty.

It has never used tax payer money to throw parties, it does not fly on private jets with tax payer money.

It does not ride in limos on tax payer money, and it does not need tax payer money to exist.

In fact I have worked and paid for my godless vagina's needs.

I don't see why people believe they have the right to make laws about my vagina.

Since it is inside of me, it should be my decision. In fact I wonder why there are no testicle laws.

I wonder why mens sperm is not on the docket?

Why is my vagina a national issue, and no penis is getting blamed?

That makes my godless vagina pretty mad. After all it takes two to have sex, and my vagina has not been sneaking around with secret penises.

I am aware of what my vagina does, and the state should not be.

My vagina is in good hands, after all nature gave it to me.

Now you can say there are some women who are not responsible with their vaginas.

That may be because they are not educated about their vaginas, and feel the need to let gods into their vaginas.

That is not the case with me and most women. We are responsible. We take the best care of our vaginas that we can. We choose birth control, and abortion only when necessary. No one ever chooses abortion for fun.

So when it comes to me and my godless vagina, I want every law maker in Washington DC to know. She is a godless heathen vagina, but she is mine. I will not let you take the right to my godless vagina away from me.

You are not putting a church, a bureaucrat, and a lawyer in my vagina. You are certainly not putting your god in my vagina.

My vagina has never had a personal relationship with your god and she does not want to.

Leave my godless vagina alone

Answer Question

Asked by jsbenkert at 10:42 PM on Jan. 30, 2013 in Religious Debate

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Answers (16)
  • ROTFLMAO! OMG! I can now say, I've seen it all! Amen jsbenkert!

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 11:15 PM on Jan. 30, 2013

  • clapping 

    also...i giggled when she said "secret penis"! i just saw all these penis sneaking around like spies...cracks me up! 


    Answer by okmanders at 11:58 PM on Jan. 30, 2013

  • What the gunk?!?!

    Lmfao!! I was thoroughly entertained. Thank you lol

    Answer by 4xsthetrouble at 12:13 AM on Jan. 31, 2013

  • .i giggled when she said "secret penis"! i just saw all these penis sneaking around like spies.

    Secret Penis Man
    Secret Penis Man
    They've given you a number
    And taken away your name!

    Answer by NotPanicking at 12:37 AM on Jan. 31, 2013

  • That was a wonderful read def worth sharing!

    Answer by LadyMitres at 12:38 AM on Jan. 31, 2013

  • They so need to mail this to every politician in the nation, and to the Catholic church, and all other churches as well. Thank you OP, love it! I also love the secret penis comment....I wonder if they name it Jame Bond.....:)

    bow down


    Answer by Michigan-Mom74 at 12:39 AM on Jan. 31, 2013

  • I did not understand any of this!!

    Answer by staciandababy at 1:12 AM on Jan. 31, 2013

  • LOL, I love it.

    Answer by m-avi at 1:46 AM on Jan. 31, 2013

  • I love this! My godless vagina and I couldn't agree more with this. Thank you for sharing this.

    Answer by Nos4 at 6:55 AM on Jan. 31, 2013

  • LMAO! godless vaginas UNITE! lol!

    Answer by sahmamax2 at 7:23 AM on Jan. 31, 2013

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