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SO of the "rules" question- What dumb warnings can you think of?

Like the "NO DIVING" at the kiddie pool!

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Asked by jerseydiva at 11:56 AM on Jan. 31, 2013 in Just for Fun

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  • Curling Iron...for external use only. REALLY!

    Answer by BeautyGuru at 11:57 AM on Jan. 31, 2013

  • Chain saw - Do not stop chain with hands
    Shop Vac - Do not insert penis in vacuum hose
    Hair Dryer - Do not use while bathing

    Answer by hootie826 at 11:59 AM on Jan. 31, 2013

  • Hootie, that isn't on a shop vac is it? For real?

    Comment by jerseydiva (original poster) at 12:00 PM on Jan. 31, 2013

  • Caution, your coffee may be hot....

    Answer by m-avi at 12:07 PM on Jan. 31, 2013

  • On yeast infection medicine: not for oral use. Ewwww...LOL

    Answer by 3libras at 12:08 PM on Jan. 31, 2013

  • Windex-do not spray in eyes
    Kids dimetapp-do not use while operating a vehicle.


    Answer by funlovinlady at 12:09 PM on Jan. 31, 2013

  • tnm786

    Answer by tnm786 at 12:09 PM on Jan. 31, 2013

  • I love how my 7 year old's medications comes with "do not take with alcohol" warnings.

    Answer by hopeandglory53 at 12:29 PM on Jan. 31, 2013

  • The peanut butter jars say, " Warning: Contains Peanuts" Derp!

    Answer by KA91 at 12:41 PM on Jan. 31, 2013

  • "fictionalization. pfoessinonal driver on a closed course. do not attempt. cars cannot fly" 

    cracks me up that they had to put all that on a commercial haha 


    Answer by okmanders at 1:01 PM on Jan. 31, 2013

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