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I need to clean my house but...

My left boob hurts, I have a twitch in right eye. My but is sore my cat has PMS and there is garden gnome in the front yard giving me the finger. What should I do??

Oh and PMSmom10, there are probably maggots in my vagina lol

 
AnonNdrag

Asked by AnonNdrag at 12:51 PM on Feb. 3, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (14)
  • I was going to clean my oven til I thought about it. It's my birthday. Fuck the oven. It ain't going anywhere.
    Ginger0104

    Answer by Ginger0104 at 1:09 PM on Feb. 3, 2013

  • HAHA!! I think I know what inspired you to write this.
    lullaby572

    Answer by lullaby572 at 12:54 PM on Feb. 3, 2013

  • sounds like a bunch of excuses! Clean anyway ; )

    *and you might wanna have that maggot issue checked out!
    charlotsomtimes

    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 1:03 PM on Feb. 3, 2013

  • Yeah- we have had a few good ones around here!
    haha
    charlotsomtimes

    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 1:08 PM on Feb. 3, 2013

  • LOL
    luvmygrandbaby

    Answer by luvmygrandbaby at 1:18 PM on Feb. 3, 2013

  • Thank you :)
    Ginger0104

    Answer by Ginger0104 at 1:25 PM on Feb. 3, 2013

  • Thanks soo much for the laugh!@ Thought I was thje only one with that garden gnome problem...
    AngelicaDem

    Answer by AngelicaDem at 1:41 PM on Feb. 3, 2013

  • You weren't here for the gallery of discharge pics were you? For some twisted reason, it started with real ones, so someone started a question with close-ups of food and calling them discharge, and the food was deleted before the "real" one.
    NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 1:56 PM on Feb. 3, 2013

  • For real! My boob is killing me too! I cleaned yesterday..... But will try again today
    staciandababy

    Answer by staciandababy at 1:58 PM on Feb. 3, 2013

  • Yah well, I cleaned my house, went to the store, gave dh a bj, started cooking for tonight all with my pinworms crawling out of my butthole and nearly blind because I lost my glasses. Take that!
    funlovinlady

    Answer by funlovinlady at 2:05 PM on Feb. 3, 2013