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Does your love dress need ironing? adult content

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law­ lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law­ said. "I am wearing my love dress."

"Love dress? But you're naked!" said the mother-in-law.

"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

What are you doing?" he asked.

This is my love dress" she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said

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staciandababy

Asked by staciandababy at 11:52 AM on Feb. 4, 2013 in Relationships

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  • "& then they went to the ER for an emergency ass-footectomy. The end."
    KA91

    Answer by KA91 at 12:13 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

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  • LOL
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    Answer by 3libras at 11:54 AM on Feb. 4, 2013

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  • ha!
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    Answer by okmanders at 11:55 AM on Feb. 4, 2013

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  • Hahahah
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    Answer by funlovinlady at 12:03 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

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  • I really like it with KA's ending!!!
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    Answer by Nimue930 at 1:04 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

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  • LOL
    Alisim

    Answer by Alisim at 1:06 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

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  • Ha
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    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 1:30 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

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  • Hahaha! Keep upvoting KA's answer, if she gets to 25 there's an award :)
    staciandababy

    Comment by staciandababy (original poster) at 1:58 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

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  • sidesplittinglaughterLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Answer by SissyAnn141 at 4:18 AM on Feb. 7, 2013

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  • OMG that is the best thing I have read like ever. Kudo's to you!
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    Answer by Im-HiDdEn at 9:41 AM on Feb. 7, 2013

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