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Pharmacist and religion adult content

A fifteen-year old boy walked into a pharmacy. "How much is it for one condom?", he asked the pharmacist. "Sorry, son, but they only come in packs of three and they're $3.50," said the pharmacist. "Darn," said the disappointed boy, "I don't have enough money. And today I was planning on getting lucky with my new girlfriend." "Well," said the pharmacist, "in that case you can take a box for free." "Gee, thanks!!!" yelled the boy as he dashed out the door holding the box of condoms.

That night, he was at his girlfriends' house, and everyone was seated at the dinner table, ready to eat. They all said grace with bowed heads, and then they began eating. As dinner progressed, the girl noticed that the boy's head was still bowed. "I didn't know you were so religious," she whispered to her young boyfriend, impressed.

"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist," was his reply.


Asked by staciandababy at 12:11 PM on Feb. 4, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (10)
  • laughing


    Answer by 3libras at 12:17 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • LOL I read this before, its awesome

    Answer by LostSoul88 at 12:12 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • That's cute

    Answer by snookyfritz at 12:13 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • sidesplittinglaughterOh that is great! lol :p



    Answer by mrsmom110 at 2:18 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • LOL.

    Answer by Ginger0104 at 12:26 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • :D

    Answer by tessiedawg at 12:39 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • Perfect

    Answer by Dardenella at 12:53 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • LOL

    Answer by Alisim at 12:55 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • ouch! haha

    Answer by okmanders at 2:33 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • LOL

    Answer by virginiamama71 at 2:51 PM on Feb. 4, 2013