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Pharmacist and religion adult content

A fifteen-year old boy walked into a pharmacy. "How much is it for one condom?", he asked the pharmacist. "Sorry, son, but they only come in packs of three and they're $3.50," said the pharmacist. "Darn," said the disappointed boy, "I don't have enough money. And today I was planning on getting lucky with my new girlfriend." "Well," said the pharmacist, "in that case you can take a box for free." "Gee, thanks!!!" yelled the boy as he dashed out the door holding the box of condoms.

That night, he was at his girlfriends' house, and everyone was seated at the dinner table, ready to eat. They all said grace with bowed heads, and then they began eating. As dinner progressed, the girl noticed that the boy's head was still bowed. "I didn't know you were so religious," she whispered to her young boyfriend, impressed.

"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist," was his reply.

 
staciandababy

Asked by staciandababy at 12:11 PM on Feb. 4, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (10)
  • laughing

    3libras

    Answer by 3libras at 12:17 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • LOL I read this before, its awesome
    LostSoul88

    Answer by LostSoul88 at 12:12 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • That's cute
    snookyfritz

    Answer by snookyfritz at 12:13 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • sidesplittinglaughterOh that is great! lol :p


     

    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 2:18 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • LOL.
    Ginger0104

    Answer by Ginger0104 at 12:26 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • :D
    tessiedawg

    Answer by tessiedawg at 12:39 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • Perfect
    Dardenella

    Answer by Dardenella at 12:53 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • LOL
    Alisim

    Answer by Alisim at 12:55 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • ouch! haha
    okmanders

    Answer by okmanders at 2:33 PM on Feb. 4, 2013

  • LOL
    virginiamama71

    Answer by virginiamama71 at 2:51 PM on Feb. 4, 2013