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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1.. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You have a headache.
6. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go.'



It's Called... THERAPY

Enjoy The Ride, Life is Short!!

On the other hand if you do 4 or 6 be aware that others will seek to do you serious harm. LOL

 
Dardenella

Asked by Dardenella at 2:44 PM on Feb. 6, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • Since I worked fast food, I know the response #3 gets, so I think I will refrain from that one. Some of the others, though, do sound like fun.
    -Ashley
    spiritguide_23

    Answer by spiritguide_23 at 3:46 PM on Feb. 6, 2013

  • I generally write "Black Market Baby" or "Thanks for last night" in in my check memos.
    ABeaverhausen

    Answer by ABeaverhausen at 3:04 PM on Feb. 6, 2013

  • I like diet water
    staciandababy

    Answer by staciandababy at 3:12 PM on Feb. 6, 2013

  • I will try ALL these! LOL! Although I have never been to the Opera!
    ILovemyPaulie

    Answer by ILovemyPaulie at 2:47 PM on Feb. 6, 2013

  • LOL
    3libras

    Answer by 3libras at 2:48 PM on Feb. 6, 2013

  • haha i do # 3 on occasion...it always makes DH laugh. i make sure to do it 2-3 times while ordering my food haha.
    okmanders

    Answer by okmanders at 2:51 PM on Feb. 6, 2013

  • I knew a co-worker once that would say "I'll call you....on the phone!" LOL!
    ILovemyPaulie

    Answer by ILovemyPaulie at 2:55 PM on Feb. 6, 2013

  • How fun! I'll have to try the diet water one ...
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 2:55 PM on Feb. 6, 2013

  • LOL
    Alisim

    Answer by Alisim at 7:26 AM on Feb. 7, 2013