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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1.. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You have a headache.
6. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go.'
It's Called... THERAPY
Enjoy The Ride, Life is Short!!
On the other hand if you do 4 or 6 be aware that others will seek to do you serious harm. LOL
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