To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1.. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You have a headache.
6. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go.'

It's Called... THERAPY

Enjoy The Ride, Life is Short!!

On the other hand if you do 4 or 6 be aware that others will seek to do you serious harm. LOL

SHARE THIS QUESTION:

Asked by Dardenella at 2:44 PM on Feb. 6, 2013 in Just for Fun

198410 Level 45

This question is closed.

Answers (9)

Since I worked fast food, I know the response #3 gets, so I think I will refrain from that one. Some of the others, though, do sound like fun.
-Ashley

Answer by spiritguide_23 at 3:46 PM on Feb. 6, 2013
Credits: 16694 Level 23 Just for Fun Minor

Found an answer to your question?
Like us on Facebook!
I generally write "Black Market Baby" or "Thanks for last night" in in my check memos.

Answer by ABeaverhausen at 3:04 PM on Feb. 6, 2013
Credits: 19434 Level 24 Just for Fun Minor

Found an answer to your question?
Like us on Facebook!
I like diet water

Answer by staciandababy at 3:12 PM on Feb. 6, 2013
Credits: 69370 Level 34 Just for Fun Degree

Found an answer to your question?
Like us on Facebook!
I will try ALL these! LOL! Although I have never been to the Opera!

Answer by ILovemyPaulie at 2:47 PM on Feb. 6, 2013
Credits: 81082 Level 36 Just for Fun Degree

Found an answer to your question?
Like us on Facebook!
LOL

Answer by 3libras at 2:48 PM on Feb. 6, 2013
Credits: 367567 Level 49 Just for Fun Degree

Found an answer to your question?
Like us on Facebook!
haha i do # 3 on occasion...it always makes DH laugh. i make sure to do it 2-3 times while ordering my food haha.

Answer by okmanders at 2:51 PM on Feb. 6, 2013
Credits: 135324 Level 41 Just for Fun Degree

Found an answer to your question?
Like us on Facebook!
I knew a co-worker once that would say "I'll call you....on the phone!" LOL!

Answer by ILovemyPaulie at 2:55 PM on Feb. 6, 2013
Credits: 81082 Level 36 Just for Fun Degree

Found an answer to your question?
Like us on Facebook!
How fun! I'll have to try the diet water one ...

Answer by Ballad at 2:55 PM on Feb. 6, 2013
Credits: 82601 Level 36 Just for Fun Degree

Found an answer to your question?
Like us on Facebook!
LOL

Answer by Alisim at 7:26 AM on Feb. 7, 2013
Credits: 2148612 Level 68 Just for Fun Degree

Found an answer to your question?
Like us on Facebook!