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Pilot and copilot

The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown
together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish
captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.. .'

'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, 'why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'

'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....Doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence...

'I no rike Jews!' the copilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?' Asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.

'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah...all flucking same!!'

 
Dardenella

Asked by Dardenella at 3:40 PM on Feb. 21, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • OMG, nice!
    jeanclaudia

    Answer by jeanclaudia at 7:37 PM on Feb. 21, 2013

  • Hahahahaha!
    anestheticsex

    Answer by anestheticsex at 3:42 PM on Feb. 21, 2013

  • laughing

    LostSoul88

    Answer by LostSoul88 at 3:43 PM on Feb. 21, 2013

  • Hehehe cute!

    KA91

    Answer by KA91 at 4:00 PM on Feb. 21, 2013

  • *Smile.*
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 8:40 PM on Feb. 21, 2013

  • thats great!
    Im-HiDdEn

    Answer by Im-HiDdEn at 10:09 AM on Feb. 22, 2013

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