You wake up as a man..what's the first thing you do?

Saw this on facebook and thought we'd have some fun. :)

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Asked by PMSMom10 at 2:17 PM on Mar. 2, 2013 in Just for Fun

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I'd jack off, get head, screw a chick in the butt, helicopter, and write my name in the snow

Answer by funlovinlady at 5:16 PM on Mar. 2, 2013
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Spank the monkey.... DUH!

Answer by SleepingBeautee at 2:18 PM on Mar. 2, 2013
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I'd stand up and pee!!!

Answer by m-avi at 2:19 PM on Mar. 2, 2013
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BAhahahaha! I even found a pic!

Answer by SleepingBeautee at 2:20 PM on Mar. 2, 2013
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gonna have to pee...penis/vagina doesnt dictate that haha. but after that id go w/ SB & Smosh and do the helicopter penis.

Answer by okmanders at 2:23 PM on Mar. 2, 2013
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I have to admit, I'd jack off, just to know what it feels like.

Answer by 3libras at 2:24 PM on Mar. 2, 2013
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LMFAO SleepingBeautee... why do they think that even slightly attractive!! LMAO!!

Answer by Crafty26 at 2:51 PM on Mar. 2, 2013
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Then I would stand on the bed and use my dick to make circles like a helicopter.

Answer by SleepingBeautee at 2:19 PM on Mar. 2, 2013
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I want to know why that other dude is staring into the helicopter.

Answer by SleepingBeautee at 2:24 PM on Mar. 2, 2013
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Avi, I thought the same thing. I just woke up right? First thing I do is pee when I get up.

Answer by musicmaker at 2:22 PM on Mar. 2, 2013
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