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4 Bumps

Ways to turn men down

He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, i'd rather have the money

He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

He: Your face must turn a few heads.
She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

He: Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

He: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
She: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
She: Unfertilized.

He: I want to give myself to you.
She: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

He: Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

 
AnonNdrag

Asked by AnonNdrag at 11:25 PM on Mar. 7, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • how do nerds pick up women?

    I can do your taxes
    i can fix your computer
    feralxat

    Answer by feralxat at 11:46 PM on Mar. 7, 2013

  • LMAO!!
    PMSMom10

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 11:47 PM on Mar. 7, 2013

  • Those are good!
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 1:37 AM on Mar. 8, 2013

  • LOL
    3libras

    Answer by 3libras at 9:08 AM on Mar. 8, 2013

  • love them
    LostSoul88

    Answer by LostSoul88 at 9:24 AM on Mar. 8, 2013

  • Lol
    booklover545

    Answer by booklover545 at 11:43 AM on Mar. 8, 2013

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