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What do you think of this day? March 14, 2013

1. Steak and Blowjob Day 12983 up, 9824 down
March 14, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
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2. Steak and Blowjob Day 2490 up, 2492 down
A recently created and already widely known. This holiday for men is the equivalent to Valentines Day for women. Valentines Day is widely based around the pleasing of women we love, but now, a month later, these women we love can please the men they love. On Steak and Blowjob Day, every man's women will fire up the grill and cook them a big juicy steak that is just to his liking and then she will give him a big juicy blowjob, just to his liking. It can be in whatever order he wants, and when ever he wants.
Tom: Hey Bob, what'd Sandy get you for Steak and Blowjob Day.

Bob: What do you think man, a big juicy steak and a big juicy blowjob!

Tom: Nice!
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by ooshawabangbang Mar 14, 2007 share this add a video
3. Steak and Blowjob Day 1099 up, 1219 down
Men work very hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentine's Day, and, given their ebullient dedication, Steak & BJ Day is a joyous opportunity to repay the favour. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ on March 14th. That's it.

Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that it’s pretty damn awesome. - @steakandblowjob
Phil: "Hey man, it's only one week until March 14th."

Dave: "You're damn right it is. I've already ordered the sirloin and bought a new bedspread. Practice makes perfect dude. Steak and Blowjob Day is SO much better than Christmas."

Phil: "Amen. Fillets and fellatio. Rumps and romping. It's coming, and so shall you."
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Answer Question

Asked by Anonymous at 1:19 AM on Mar. 9, 2013 in Just for Fun

Answers (13)
  • That has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard of! LOL

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 1:27 AM on Mar. 9, 2013

  • Yeah. Stupid.

    Answer by staciandababy at 1:41 AM on Mar. 9, 2013

  • *Eye roll.*

    Since we don't celebrate Valentine's Day because it's stupid and commercialized, and since we'd rather show our love every day by our words and actions--at least we try--then I guess we can skip Steak and Blowjob Day, too. Bleh!

    Answer by Ballad at 1:53 AM on Mar. 9, 2013

  • Too long to read- just skimmed- anywho....I always thought March 14th was "Pi Day". It's a math reference to Pi= 3.14


    Answer by mrsmom110 at 7:31 AM on Mar. 9, 2013

  • Ok

    Answer by fiatpax at 7:32 AM on Mar. 9, 2013

  • OK

    Answer by DJDNY at 7:51 AM on Mar. 9, 2013

  • I think you are a man

    Answer by Anonymous at 7:53 AM on Mar. 9, 2013

  • I love steak and blow job day!! We refer to it as yummy dinner and head for both woop.


    Answer by funlovinlady at 8:24 AM on Mar. 9, 2013

  • We've been saying that our Anniversary is Steak and Blowjob Day for years. It's the only day he gets both.
    However, for those of you who are celebrating next week, stock up on Sex Tarts (yummy flavored lube), Forever Yours (numbs the gag reflex) and of course my favorite, Cherry Strokers (swallows for you!).

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 9:01 AM on Mar. 9, 2013

  • March 14 is my hubby's birthday so the rest is irrelevant. =o)

    Answer by SpiritedWitch at 9:32 AM on Mar. 9, 2013

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