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Why having a toddler is like being at a frat party ...

Someone posted this on a parenting e-mail list I subscribe to.


WHY HAVING A TODDLER IS LIKE BEING AT A FRAT PARTY

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone's going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There's definitely going to be a fight.

3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.

 
Ballad

Asked by Ballad at 4:04 PM on Mar. 13, 2013 in General Parenting

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Answers (8)
  • Absofrickinlutely!!!!
    m-avi

    Answer by m-avi at 4:05 PM on Mar. 13, 2013

  • sidesplittinglaughter

    baconbits

    Answer by baconbits at 4:21 PM on Mar. 13, 2013

  • so freaking true!
    LostSoul88

    Answer by LostSoul88 at 4:22 PM on Mar. 13, 2013

  • rolling on floor

    3libras

    Answer by 3libras at 4:48 PM on Mar. 13, 2013

  • Lol...sounds about right.
    mommy_jules

    Answer by mommy_jules at 5:03 PM on Mar. 13, 2013

  • Man, that was a pretty good (and good-humored) one. So much better than a frat party, though....
    girlwithC

    Answer by girlwithC at 5:17 PM on Mar. 13, 2013

  • Agreeeed!!
    staciandababy

    Answer by staciandababy at 5:25 PM on Mar. 13, 2013

  • sidesplittinglaughterLOL!  And let's not forget that you're likely to hear "Watch this", just before someone takes a leap off the furniture! :p

    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 5:38 PM on Mar. 13, 2013

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