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Knives can kill people. I want them outlawed- so learn to cut you steak with a spoon.

Who's with me!

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 10:39 PM on Mar. 15, 2013 in Just for Fun

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  • Spoons can kill people too.... painfully, but it can be done...

    (evil laugh inserted here)
    m-avi

    Answer by m-avi at 10:40 PM on Mar. 15, 2013

  • Forks tend to be sharp and there are four tines, so they are quadruple dangerous. They should be outlawed too. Sporks should do the trick. Even though they are sharp, they won't be able to pierce the skin too deep so you will have a fighting chance in a spork attack.
    QuinnMae

    Answer by QuinnMae at 10:41 PM on Mar. 15, 2013

  • takes a lot more courage and determination I think, to get close enough and use a knife on someone rather than shooting them from a distance...
    charlotsomtimes

    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 10:42 PM on Mar. 15, 2013

  • m-avi, are you sure spoons don't cause suicide?


    QuinnMae

    Answer by QuinnMae at 10:44 PM on Mar. 15, 2013

  • Spoons can be used as a weapon and to kill as well.
    Nope not with you.
    Dardenella

    Answer by Dardenella at 10:45 PM on Mar. 15, 2013

  • well lets outlaw all of them and learn to eat with out hands! wait... hands can kill people to. CRAP! now what? How will we ever be safe?
    Anonymous

    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 10:47 PM on Mar. 15, 2013

  • Safety is an illusion.
    QuinnMae

    Answer by QuinnMae at 10:48 PM on Mar. 15, 2013

  • Metal spoons are not given to those on suicide watch in mental institutions and prisons because they can be used as weapons against self or others. So I suppose we'll all have to deal with the flimsy plastic kind if we want to further the illusion of safety.
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 10:52 PM on Mar. 15, 2013

  • that's it. We must all sit alone in padded rooms 24/7 and not eat anything one could possibly choke on or be allergic to so we can be 100% safe.
    Anonymous

    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 10:58 PM on Mar. 15, 2013

  • Ballad- silly girl. plastic can be filed down to a shank
    feralxat

    Answer by feralxat at 10:58 PM on Mar. 15, 2013

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