Things NOT to tell a 3 year old

"Hey look! The baby is asleep!"

(Will result in "HEY BABY WAKE UP")

"Would you like it if I used you as a slide?!

(Will result in YES! SLIDE DOWN ME!!!)

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Asked by staciandababy at 8:03 PM on Mar. 17, 2013 in Preschoolers (3-4)

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lol. True

Answer by HappyEndings at 8:05 PM on Mar. 17, 2013
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We always had this issue:

"Where DID you get hurt?"- Meaning where on your body...

their response was always "Over there, or out there".... Ugh..... LOL!

Answer by m-avi at 8:15 PM on Mar. 17, 2013
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or "i'll look at it/read it/play with it/do it/see it later"

will result in "now? now? are you ready now? now mommy? nowwww?? is it later???"

Answer by tnm786 at 8:39 PM on Mar. 17, 2013
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"You can't go play with the neighbor girl without me because her mom lets her run around the whole condo complex by herself, and I don't think you're old enough to do that."

"But Mommy, she's the same age as me."

"What her mom lets her do isn't up to me."

Which will result in your daughter walking up to Mrs. Neighbor on the sidewalk and saying, "My mommy won't let me play with your little girl because you let her run around the whole condo complex by herself."

Answer by Ballad at 9:39 PM on Mar. 17, 2013
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telling mine anything at that age resulted in everyone knowing my business...they are almost 6 & 7 and they still do :/

Answer by lidibolton at 12:40 AM on Mar. 18, 2013
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"you can have a cookie after you finish your dinner"
kid looks at half-full plate "um...im done now!"

Answer by okmanders at 12:41 AM on Mar. 18, 2013
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LOL, good ones guys!

Answer by kmath at 9:51 AM on Mar. 18, 2013
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