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If I pee on the keyboard and it doesn't fry up, does that mean I'm pregnant?

I mean I just bought a bulk package of tampons, I don't want to waste money on a pregnancy test if it's negative. The keyboard is much more accurate and I have faith that everyone here on Café Mom is a OB/GYN. Everyone on here is an expert in women's anatomy, I mean we are women aren't we?

(Yes I'm an ass, but the pregnancy questions are annoying as f***!)

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Asked by Anonymous at 1:09 PM on Mar. 22, 2013 in Just for Fun

Answers (7)
  • Well if it fries up the internet won't be able to send your results to the professionals here at CM, so that means you're NOT pregannt.

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 1:13 PM on Mar. 22, 2013

  • I don't know why they don't just consult the magic 8 ball instead...

    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 1:27 PM on Mar. 22, 2013

  • They did, but it kept saying no when they want to hear yes. They just want someone to tell them, YES YOU'RE PREGNANT! The negative pregnancy test and a doctor was too much of a bubble buster.

    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 1:31 PM on Mar. 22, 2013

  • oh well then...


    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 1:42 PM on Mar. 22, 2013

  • you have to piss on the screen. once you pull up cafemom answers duh

    Answer by chrstny88 at 2:09 PM on Mar. 22, 2013

  • Pregnant pussy!


    Answer by 3libras at 2:13 PM on Mar. 22, 2013

  • Not pregnant but stupid!

    Answer by older at 8:19 AM on Mar. 23, 2013

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