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If I pee on the keyboard and it doesn't fry up, does that mean I'm pregnant?

I mean I just bought a bulk package of tampons, I don't want to waste money on a pregnancy test if it's negative. The keyboard is much more accurate and I have faith that everyone here on Café Mom is a OB/GYN. Everyone on here is an expert in women's anatomy, I mean we are women aren't we?

(Yes I'm an ass, but the pregnancy questions are annoying as f***!)

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 1:09 PM on Mar. 22, 2013 in Just for Fun

Answers (7)
  • Well if it fries up the internet won't be able to send your results to the professionals here at CM, so that means you're NOT pregannt.
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 1:13 PM on Mar. 22, 2013

  • I don't know why they don't just consult the magic 8 ball instead...
    charlotsomtimes

    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 1:27 PM on Mar. 22, 2013

  • They did, but it kept saying no when they want to hear yes. They just want someone to tell them, YES YOU'RE PREGNANT! The negative pregnancy test and a doctor was too much of a bubble buster.
    Anonymous

    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 1:31 PM on Mar. 22, 2013

  • oh well then...


    charlotsomtimes

    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 1:42 PM on Mar. 22, 2013

  • you have to piss on the screen. once you pull up cafemom answers duh
    chrstny88

    Answer by chrstny88 at 2:09 PM on Mar. 22, 2013

  • Pregnant pussy!

    3libras

    Answer by 3libras at 2:13 PM on Mar. 22, 2013

  • Not pregnant but stupid!
    older

    Answer by older at 8:19 AM on Mar. 23, 2013

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