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Why would Satan WANT human souls?

I mean, if he gets god's "trash", that means he has to spend the rest of HIS eternity torturing them and roasting them in the fire pit. And while I'm sure that's fun for his personality type, even demons need some down time in Vegas or Hawaii. It seems like this would be a downer for him, as well as the humans who get condemned to hell. What do YOU think satan want's souls for?? Obviously a for fun question, since I don't believe there is a satan.

 
witchqueen

Asked by witchqueen at 7:17 PM on Mar. 24, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (21)
  • charlotsomtimes

    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 8:03 PM on Mar. 24, 2013

  • Since we all know Kristi is the devil, maybe she can tell us? Probably gets to trade em for bacon or something...
    NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 7:24 PM on Mar. 24, 2013

  • maybe they taste good on toast


    ....soul food?

    tnm786

    Answer by tnm786 at 7:50 PM on Mar. 24, 2013

  •  Hmmm....

    charlotsomtimes

    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 8:08 PM on Mar. 24, 2013

  • Hey, I'm still working this whole Zombie (The Walking Dead) thing out in my head, okay..... one thing at a time.
    LOL!
    m-avi

    Answer by m-avi at 7:20 PM on Mar. 24, 2013

  • maybe they taste good on toast
    ?
    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 7:40 PM on Mar. 24, 2013

  • Please, none of the above. I simply have an elaborate puppet show production. Hey, I gotta entertain the kiddies somehow, right?
    KristiS11384

    Answer by KristiS11384 at 7:47 PM on Mar. 24, 2013

  • KristiS11384

    Answer by KristiS11384 at 7:51 PM on Mar. 24, 2013

  • SO wants to know why an eternity spent with fornicators is considered a bad thing :/

    Tell him they plug all the holes at the entrance...
    NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 8:31 PM on Mar. 24, 2013

  • SO wants to know why an eternity spent with fornicators is considered a bad thing :/
    feralxat

    Answer by feralxat at 8:18 PM on Mar. 24, 2013