A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife..
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
Answer by Michigan-Mom74 at 3:05 AM on Mar. 26, 2013
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Answer by maecntpntz219 at 2:33 AM on Mar. 26, 2013
LOL! I'm betting she found another use for those items, in way of a torture device! lol :p (Cotton balls could be used to care for his wounds later! :p)
Answer by mrsmom110 at 5:05 AM on Mar. 26, 2013
Answer by louise2 at 6:44 AM on Mar. 26, 2013
Answer by MooNFaeRie30 at 6:46 AM on Mar. 26, 2013
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