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A man goes to the store



A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife..

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco

and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

 
Dardenella

Asked by Dardenella at 2:18 AM on Mar. 26, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • LMAO!! Thats great!
    Michigan-Mom74

    Answer by Michigan-Mom74 at 3:05 AM on Mar. 26, 2013

  • He has a point, I guess! *Laughing loud!*
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 2:29 AM on Mar. 26, 2013

  • Lol I love this one.
    maecntpntz219

    Answer by maecntpntz219 at 2:33 AM on Mar. 26, 2013

  • laughingLOL!  I'm betting she found another use for those items, in way of a torture device! lol :p  (Cotton balls could be used to care for his wounds later! :p)

    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 5:05 AM on Mar. 26, 2013

  • He is paying her back.
    louise2

    Answer by louise2 at 6:44 AM on Mar. 26, 2013

  • lol!!!!!
    MooNFaeRie30

    Answer by MooNFaeRie30 at 6:46 AM on Mar. 26, 2013

  • LOL
    Alisim

    Answer by Alisim at 7:04 AM on Mar. 26, 2013