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Funny stuff your kid says

so we just planted a garden yesterday. in it, there is a small lily plant. i have a daughter named lily, and when we were at the store picking what we wanted to plant she picked that when i told her what they were called.

anyway, today i was admiring our garden and i told my 3 year old (whose name is taylor) "look, the lilies have bloomed!" and she says "where's the taylors?" LMAO! i had a good laugh out of that one.

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tnm786

Asked by tnm786 at 9:20 PM on Mar. 26, 2013 in Just for Fun

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    Answer by pinkparcel at 9:27 PM on Mar. 26, 2013

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    QuinnMae

    Answer by QuinnMae at 9:44 PM on Mar. 26, 2013

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    Me: Quinn! Your leavin' me hangin'
    Quinn: Oh! I'm so sorry mom! I forgot I was never gonna leave you hangin'!
    But_Mommie

    Answer by But_Mommie at 10:45 PM on Mar. 26, 2013

  • My dh was telling me how men with brown eyes are the sexiest men alive lol so I ask my youngest what color eyes do you like. Her having brown I thought shed say brown... Nope she said i think i like red like eyes, you k ow like vampires lol she's obsessed with all things vampire, zombie, werewolf.
    skinnyslokita

    Answer by skinnyslokita at 10:55 PM on Mar. 26, 2013

  • Tonight I decided to ask my 3 yr old random questions just to hear what she'd say:
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    3libras

    Answer by 3libras at 11:33 PM on Mar. 26, 2013

  • My daughter got mad a few hours ago because I told her she'd have enough candy for one night, and she said, "I'm gona ... I'm gonna ... fart on your butt someday!"
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 12:35 AM on Mar. 27, 2013

  • Before bed the other night I loved that my 7yr old started his sentence with "When I become a game designer..." he didn't say "if", he said "when"
    ThatBoysMom

    Answer by ThatBoysMom at 9:55 AM on Mar. 27, 2013

  • My 4yo gets songs stuck in his head like anyone, tonight's was "Just Can't Get Enough" by the Black Eyed Peas. I heard him singing in his room "I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough"
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    LadybugTash

    Answer by LadybugTash at 12:30 AM on Mar. 28, 2013

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