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If you do not like Jeff Foxworthy do not open this.

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels..
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, notice that I forwarded it!


Asked by Dardenella at 10:29 PM on Mar. 28, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (15)
  • LOL.

    Answer by QuinnMae at 11:07 PM on Mar. 28, 2013

  • it should have the disclaimer...unless your a Republican and a member of One Million Moms or the American Family Association. cause they complain about EVERYTHING they dont like.


    Answer by okmanders at 11:42 PM on Mar. 28, 2013

  • I like his comedy,but not this stuff

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 10:38 PM on Mar. 28, 2013

  • I like Foxworthy's comedy, but this isn't my thing. Its okay, I'll just move on and find a question I like better.

    Answer by Ballad at 11:16 PM on Mar. 28, 2013

  • i didn't think of foxworthy when i read it, but i still loved it! you should have put IF YOUR A DEMOCRAT DON'T OPEN THIS! you would have gotten more complaints than you already got. LOL

    Answer by noel1978 at 11:24 PM on Mar. 28, 2013

  • I don't not like Jeff Foxworthy, but it is BS lol. I get the humor in it though I guess....hardy har har.

    Answer by maecntpntz219 at 11:52 PM on Mar. 28, 2013

  • I get the distinct impression that this is basically bad mouthing people on welfare with some cheap shots at homosexuals and non-Christians. I am not political so I don't really fall into either category. I do however feel that everyone is entitled to their own beliefs/opinions and should not try to force those beliefs on others as long as others are not hurt by it. I don't try to rub my sexual orientation in anyone's face but I do believe in Lesbians, gays, bisexuals and Transgendered people having the same rights as everyone else, I don't feel that asking for those rights is hurting anyone else because we are not saying you should like us we are saying that we should be treated the same you. As for welfare, yeah there are a lot on it who don't need but there are plenty on it who do. Without the medical card my kids would not get the care they need (they are developmentally delayed). just something to think about.

    Answer by AnonNdrag at 3:25 AM on Mar. 29, 2013

  • I would totally post this on Facebook if I felt like dealing with the drama that would come along with it. That being said, I obviously I agree.

    Answer by AF4life at 7:52 AM on Mar. 29, 2013

  • That's BS

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 10:31 PM on Mar. 28, 2013

  • I told you not to open it if you don't like him.


    Comment by Dardenella (original poster) at 10:32 PM on Mar. 28, 2013