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PEOPLE...... adult content

A customer came in to pick up his prescriptions and while I was waiting on him he asked me where the condoms were.
No problem, I'm a professional, so I walk him to the section where the condoms are. He proceeds to tell me he has hepatitis C and is bleeding from his penis and is trying to protect his wife. He wants to have sex REAL bad!
I'm thinking to myself (OMFG)
I start to walk away and he stops me and asks, this is no joke, "What size should I get?" WTF! How in the hell do I know?!?!?!
I said to him, they don't make them that small and walked away!

PEOPLE!!!!

 
PMSMom10

Asked by PMSMom10 at 12:04 AM on Mar. 29, 2013 in Health

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Answers (18)
  • OMG eeeewwww. I'm a nurse, & that grossed me out. People have no personal boundaries, yuck! Also, you are awesome & just made me giggle.
    KA91

    Answer by KA91 at 12:15 AM on Mar. 29, 2013

  • LMAO! Did you tell him that the Angry Inch size is on backorder?
    QuinnMae

    Answer by QuinnMae at 12:08 AM on Mar. 29, 2013

  • Good for you! That is....just nasty.
    jeanclaudia

    Answer by jeanclaudia at 12:11 AM on Mar. 29, 2013

  • Love it!! Do you sell thesee? You should have brought him to this item then... LMAO!! I've recomended these back in the day!!

     

    Crafty26

    Answer by Crafty26 at 12:24 AM on Mar. 29, 2013

  • No you DIDN'T!!!
    But if you did that's fucking awesome!
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 12:05 AM on Mar. 29, 2013

  • You are so naughty, I am proud of you!

    If I was his wife I would be off to stay with a relative for a while if he even hinted he was thinking along those lines.
    Dardenella

    Answer by Dardenella at 12:08 AM on Mar. 29, 2013

  • I hope his junk falls off!! LOL
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 12:14 AM on Mar. 29, 2013

  • I am so proud of you PMS! LMAO!
    kmath

    Answer by kmath at 12:51 AM on Mar. 29, 2013

  • You said that? You go girl! What did he say?
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 12:18 AM on Mar. 29, 2013

  • ;o)
    Crafty26

    Answer by Crafty26 at 12:27 AM on Mar. 29, 2013

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