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Do you think i'd be convicting for killing my husband for being annoying?

he took one of his half hour shits,and then sat next to me and ate animal crackers loudly. I love him,but sometimes he gets on my nerves.


Asked by butterflyblue19 at 7:35 PM on Apr. 2, 2013 in Relationships

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Answers (12)
  • Depends. If you get a jury full of married women, no. If you get a jury full of men, you'll get the death penalty. lol

    Answer by wendythewriter at 7:36 PM on Apr. 2, 2013

  • Hmm, maybe you should try tying him to a chair and making him admit to being annoying first.

    Nahhhh, what could go wrong?

    Answer by QuinnMae at 7:39 PM on Apr. 2, 2013

  • Omg. Quinn, I just snorted tea everywhere. Lol!

    Answer by PandaGwen at 7:45 PM on Apr. 2, 2013

  • Oh, go on and kill him! At least there won't be any men where they send you.

    Answer by Ballad at 7:54 PM on Apr. 2, 2013

  • lol;.... it also depends if you just had a baby or not. if you have i bet you can get away with it.

    Answer by chrstny88 at 7:37 PM on Apr. 2, 2013

  • LMAO! Can you hear him swallowing his cookies too?

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 7:38 PM on Apr. 2, 2013

  • Turn the tables on him. Start doing what he does to you & see if you get a reaction out of him. Then say, "well, welcome to my world pal!" lol :p I've heard of the abused spouse defense, but not the annoyed spouse defense. I think most of us could qualify if that was a legit. defense claim! lol :p

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 7:46 PM on Apr. 2, 2013

  • Maybe if you were having PMS they'd let you off. :)

    Answer by Bmat at 9:02 PM on Apr. 2, 2013

  • we would have no more men if that was a good defense!

    Answer by admckenzie at 10:24 PM on Apr. 2, 2013

  • No it might be cause for moving to a differnt spot.

    Answer by Dardenella at 7:53 PM on Apr. 2, 2013