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A funny thing my 3 year old told the nurse yesterday...

The nurse asked my 3 year old "Does baby have a bottle?"

My girl looked at her with a puzzled face and says "My baby eats boobs!!"

The nurse seemed surprised, strangely I thought, and said "Oh... Well, that's okay too."

Don't you love what kid's say sometimes?


Asked by staciandababy at 4:15 PM on Apr. 4, 2013 in General Parenting

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  • My five year old niece has asked me a lot of breastfeeding questions since my daughter was born. She has recently tied the baby nursing with our farm animals, since we have had calves, lambs, kids (baby goats, not actual children), puppies, kitten, chicks, ect. We had two litters of border collie puppies recently (from two different dogs) and she started asking questions. I squeezed a few drops of milk from one of the dogs and showed it to her (she wanted to see the difference between the dog milk and the my milk that I pumped for the baby). Suddenly, she asks "Dose that mean that we drink cow breast milk!" She's been milking cows since she was three. I didn't know that she hadn't made that connection yet.

    Answer by Cowgirl_Coyote at 9:56 AM on Apr. 12, 2013

  • Love it!!! Way to go mom! Does your 3 yr old nurse her baby dolls?

    Answer by ria7 at 4:19 PM on Apr. 4, 2013

  • LOL! This is so cute! Good for her!

    Answer by Bmat at 4:20 PM on Apr. 4, 2013

  • cuteness! Make sure to write it down in her baby book, My son is very offended I can't recall the cute stuff he said at that age, LOL!

    Answer by jerseydiva at 4:22 PM on Apr. 4, 2013

  • I just told my kids "hey, will you people calm down".
    And, my 6 yr old said: "we're kids, not people".
    So I said: "kids aren't people, huh? Well, that explains it".

    I thoroughly plan on having children who are literate in sarcasm.

    Answer by 3libras at 4:31 PM on Apr. 4, 2013

  • That is too cute.

    Years ago I sprained my ankle bad enough to require crutches. When I went outside with them my neighbors DS who was 4 claimed "look,Robin has kickstands!" Cracked me up


    Answer by RobinChristine at 12:30 AM on Apr. 5, 2013

  • She nursed her Mickey Mouse at breakfast this morning.

    Comment by staciandababy (original poster) at 4:19 PM on Apr. 4, 2013

  • Great advice. I want to start journals for both of the girls. I know my memory won't last!!

    Comment by staciandababy (original poster) at 4:25 PM on Apr. 4, 2013

  • Awww!

    Answer by Ballad at 4:29 PM on Apr. 4, 2013

  • Wow! You must have a lot of boobs stored away! LOL! Too cute! I was shopping when my Son was about 2. he was in the shopping cart at Marshall's. We got to the register & the cashier was telling him how cute he was & falling all over him. He looked at her, pointed to his pants & said "Poo Poo!" She turned beat red! :

    Answer by ILovemyPaulie at 5:00 PM on Apr. 4, 2013