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Worse pick-up lines you have ever heard

The worst pick up line I've heard was if I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put u and I together and Baby your the only one for me...What are the are worse ones you have been told or heard?

 
Shaketa123

Asked by Shaketa123 at 9:22 PM on Apr. 13, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (29)
  • I wish I was your differential equation homework. Because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
    Hollyhock.

    Answer by Hollyhock. at 9:31 PM on Apr. 13, 2013

  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
    anestheticsex

    Answer by anestheticsex at 9:25 PM on Apr. 13, 2013

  • Customer drops a pack of sugar on the floor and says, I see you've dropped your name tag
    PMSMom10

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 9:41 PM on Apr. 13, 2013

  • Wanna fuck? Seriously, some random guy asked me that one night.
    kmath

    Answer by kmath at 9:41 PM on Apr. 13, 2013

  • Nobody has ever tried a pick-up line on me :(. If I was a guy I would use this one though...Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe :)
    Hollyhock.

    Answer by Hollyhock. at 9:26 PM on Apr. 13, 2013

  • You would look more Asian if you were with a Filipino. (And the guy was Filipino.)
    uwmilf

    Answer by uwmilf at 9:27 PM on Apr. 13, 2013

  • ~Do you have any German in you? (when I replied "no") Do you want some? (the guy was mostly German)



    tempsingl3mom

    Answer by tempsingl3mom at 9:33 PM on Apr. 13, 2013

  • Hey girl feel my sweater. You know why it's made of? Boyfriend material.

    You'd have to be a guy to use any of these, but I'm an awesome pick-up liner lol.
    Hollyhock.

    Answer by Hollyhock. at 9:41 PM on Apr. 13, 2013

  • LMAO kmath!
    PMSMom10

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 9:43 PM on Apr. 13, 2013

  • Hey baby are you tired? Because you been running threw my mind all night?

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    pinkdragon36

    Answer by pinkdragon36 at 10:09 PM on Apr. 13, 2013