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You know what? I quit at being a human female. I am now a hedgehog.

Seriously, hormones suck. They give me insomnia the night before & after I start, & I have my DD's IEP meeting at 7:30 in the morning. Plus my acne goes from misdemeanor to felony levels of misbehaving. GRRRR. Pointless vent over.

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Asked by KA91 at 12:30 AM on Apr. 16, 2013 in Just for Fun

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  • I hate hormones too! I would also like to quit lol. I've been pmsing like a mo fo! It's ridiculously bad this month I can't even believe it. I have a heating pad over my uterus right now.


    Answer by Hollyhock. at 12:38 AM on Apr. 16, 2013

  • Awww, as a fellow insomniac, I feel your pain. Good luck with the IEP meeting. Don't let anybody there push you around, Mama Bear!

    Answer by Ballad at 12:39 AM on Apr. 16, 2013

  • Those dreaded hormones! It's never ending until after menopause! Then you're too old to care anymore, lol

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 12:39 AM on Apr. 16, 2013

  • Holly- It must be something in the air, I was seriously crazy this month. Hope the cramps get better!

    Ballad- Thanks!

    PMS- I can't even look forward to that! Women in my family don't hit menopause till about 65, & it lasts for about 10 years. My grandmother is 71 & still has awful hot flashes. We're a weird bunch.

    Comment by KA91 (original poster) at 12:44 AM on Apr. 16, 2013

  • Maybe if the whole of womankind decides to give up and become hedgehogs, the powers that be will rethink the whole period thing and come up with a better idea.

    Answer by Ballad at 12:46 AM on Apr. 16, 2013

  • Must be lol. This is the first time dh has looked at me like I had 2 heads. Usually I can keep my shit together lol.

    Answer by Hollyhock. at 12:49 AM on Apr. 16, 2013

  • Awww honey! Have some honey! Good for acne. I've also heard rubbing a banana peel on your skin helps it heal.


    Answer by staciandababy at 12:52 AM on Apr. 16, 2013

  • I vote for a text- "You're not making a baby. Have a nice month! Love, Mother Nature" or "Hey mommy, get ready for morning sickness! LOL, Mother Nature"

    Comment by KA91 (original poster) at 12:54 AM on Apr. 16, 2013

  • Thanks Staci, I use honey every other day. My skin has just been mad at me ever since I was pregnant with DD. I don't know what I did to piss it off, but I wish it would get over it already!

    Comment by KA91 (original poster) at 12:56 AM on Apr. 16, 2013

  • I have days like this, then my husband is off to the MAN CAVE...(insert deep voice here)


    Answer by Michigan-Mom74 at 1:03 AM on Apr. 16, 2013

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