I am recently in a new relationship and with my high school crush from 12 years ago! Everything is going great except I have no idea why, because it's never been a problem in other relationships but everytime I go on top, I can't help but let out a small, noisy fart everytime I thrust forward! I must let rip about 20 to 30 times until I can take no more and swap positions which makes it stop. If we had been together a while, I wouldn't care but we have only just started seeing each other and I am mortified lol He pretends he hasn't noticed but who wouldn't notice an earthquake happening on top of them! Good old mother nature lol and the best bit is, I hardly ever fart when I am alone! Just when I am on top of the sexiest bloke EVER!!!
Answer by winterglow at 4:43 AM on Apr. 16, 2013
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Answer by anime_mom619 at 8:56 AM on Apr. 16, 2013
The sex expert has been rendered speechless.
Answer by PartyGalAnne at 12:25 PM on Apr. 16, 2013
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Answer by jamiehamby82 at 9:41 AM on Apr. 25, 2013
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