I have a set of LDS missionaries that keep coming over. I have flat out told them I am an atheist I don not believe in their god and I will not pray for answers. They keep asking me to pray and I told them no.
They have been over like 3 times since then and then last night I get back from the store and there is a note on the door saying they stopped by AGAIN, saying what time they were there which looks like I missed them by 5 minutes. I am friendly and respectful to them and have told them I rather not get in a debate with them. But I am starting to get pissed they keep coming over.
We have a no soliciting sign on the door but I guess that doesn't apply to annoying religious a-holes.
They don't get they are not welcomed on my property.
I want to try and be friendly about it given I live around a lot of religious neighbors and rather not have the missionaries go crying to their bishop and have them gossip I am a anti-LDS bitch because I am not one. I just don't want to be preached to .
What do you recommend? Or a good sign I could hang for them not to come back?
I thought about taking he bitch route and when they show up say "ah you're just on time to join the orgies, we are missing 2 females."
Put this up on your door.
CAUTION! YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A GOD FREE ZONE!
HUMAN SACRIFICES NEEDED. APPLY WITHIN.
Answer by beeky at 6:11 AM on Apr. 17, 2013
Answer by tnm786 at 12:09 PM on Apr. 16, 2013
Answer by NotPanicking at 1:20 PM on Apr. 16, 2013
Go to THIS site, enter in your address and you can find the closest churches to you. In the left hand column it will tell you blah blah ward. That is the ward of the church you're in. There should be a contact phone number. You want to talk to the Ward Mission Leader. He's the one in charge of the missionaries. Talk to him and tell him you've told the missionaries to leave you alone and they keep coming over anyway.
Or, call: +1 (801) 422-2602 That's the training center for all missionaries in the US. Give them your information and tell them to leave you alone from now on.
Answer by Rosehawk at 11:36 AM on Apr. 16, 2013
Answer by wendythewriter at 10:18 AM on Apr. 16, 2013
This is what I have on my door, although if you've already talked to them, they would probably ignore it. Now you're buddies.
Answer by JulieJacobKyle at 10:38 AM on Apr. 16, 2013
Answer by JulieJacobKyle at 10:40 AM on Apr. 16, 2013
Answer by kmath at 11:57 AM on Apr. 16, 2013
Answer by feralxat at 11:31 AM on Apr. 16, 2013
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