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Story Time With Anon... Construction worker adult content

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor smiles and nods his head. And then, he pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, “What the f**k is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!”. The other guy says,
“I knew that! I was just trying to tell you – I’m coming!”

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 7:54 AM on May. 7, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • That made me laugh... others in the office are looking at me strangely now... HAHAHAHAHA
    Nimue930

    Answer by Nimue930 at 3:50 PM on May. 7, 2013

  • Bahahahahahahahahaha wow.
    dimples2k13

    Answer by dimples2k13 at 9:08 AM on May. 7, 2013

  • sidesplittinglaughter

    PMSMom10

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 10:24 AM on May. 7, 2013

  • cute
    smiley745

    Answer by smiley745 at 11:35 AM on May. 7, 2013

  • Don't forget- May is Masturbation Month!
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 12:11 PM on May. 7, 2013

  • *Giggle.*
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 11:52 AM on May. 7, 2013

  • LOL
    Alisim

    Answer by Alisim at 12:04 PM on May. 7, 2013

  • tee hee heeeee
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 12:11 PM on May. 7, 2013

  • LMBO LOL!!
    Fairymom32

    Answer by Fairymom32 at 2:46 PM on May. 7, 2013

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