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Man accuses wife of poisoning vagina to kill him

..."A Brazilian man has accused his wife of trying to kill him by putting poison in her vagina and inviting him to have oral sex with her.

The man - identified only as a 43-year-old from Sao Jose do Rio Preto - realised something was afoot when he noticed a strange odour coming from his wife's private parts, Portuguese news outlet tvi24 said.

Concerned, he took her to hospital, whereupon she confessed to the nefarious plan, Argentinian newspaper La Razon claims.  Tests apparently revealed the woman had placed enough of the unnamed poison in her vagina to kill both her and her husband. She has since received medical treatment, although sources claim her husband plans to sue her for attempted murder. says the incident was reported to police where officer Walter Colacino Junior has ordered further investigation of the "unusual" nature of the case before action is taken.


New information just in.....the husband knew she was rigged and actually felt so distraught about it he tried to commit suicide by poisoning himself. Failing to do so, he had a change of heart and decided to snatch, ahhh  snitch her off. She is being held for possession of a deadly twat, with intent to use it. He is already languishing in a state run funny farm, playing with fuzzy little things...   I guess if this country needs a volunteer to head up the new "Pap Smear Poison Registry,"

Hmmm...Kinda smells fishy to 


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Asked by Michigan-Mom74 at 1:22 AM on May. 29, 2013 in Politics & Current Events

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Answers (12)
  • PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 1:29 AM on May. 29, 2013

  • Sounds like a bad movie plot.

    Answer by Ballad at 1:37 AM on May. 29, 2013

  • Hmmm...Kinda smells fishy to me

    that was painful lol

    Answer by NotPanicking at 1:54 AM on May. 29, 2013

  • lol@NP

    Comment by Michigan-Mom74 (original poster) at 2:05 AM on May. 29, 2013

  • oh my

    Answer by MooNFaeRie30 at 5:39 AM on May. 29, 2013

  • What I want to know, is that when police arrested her, did they use the fuzzy handcuffs or not?! lol :p

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 6:33 AM on May. 29, 2013

  • HA!

    Answer by feralxat at 10:29 AM on May. 29, 2013

  • i havent groaned that hard in a while haha...nice puns!

    Answer by okmanders at 11:10 AM on May. 29, 2013

  • To think she pulled that off without killing herself.

    Answer by 2autisticsmom at 11:22 AM on May. 29, 2013

  • MM, I like your puns..... LOL!

    Answer by m-avi at 11:59 AM on May. 29, 2013

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