Pharmacist to patient: Mam, I see your profile is flagged, stating you have codiene allergies.
Patient: I do?
Pharmascist: Mam, the medication prescribed to you has a blend of synthetic codiene and if you're allergic to codiene, I need to know your symptoms. What kind of symptoms do you have?
Patient: You would know if I have allergies, wouldn't you?
Pharmacist: Mam, no, I wouldn't know! (Starting to get frustrated now)
Patient:Well, if I do then it's your fault'
Pharmacist:Mam, I will not release this medication to you and have you go into anaphylactic shock and die! Do you understand! Now, do you or do you NOT have allergies?
Patient:Dumb look.....still waiting......no answer....
Pharmacist:I'll call your Dr, give me time to get through to their office, and we'll see if he can prescribe something else for you! Walks away....
Patient:Throws herself on the floor, wailing that the pharmacist refused her, her meds! She called the police! In which case, after seeing her ID, was arrested for outstanding warrants, ROTFLMAO!
DUMB ASS PEOPLE!
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