A man is at the bar all night, every time he orders a drink, he pours a little on his hand. After hours of this happening, the bartender comes up and says "I have to know, why are you doing that?" the man answers "Trying to get my date drunk"
Got any good jokes?
That is hilarious!
Answer by josiesmommy00 at 3:44 PM on Jun. 5, 2013
Answer by SleepingBeautee at 3:45 PM on Jun. 5, 2013
Answer by josiesmommy00 at 3:52 PM on Jun. 5, 2013
Answer by LostSoul88 at 3:57 PM on Jun. 5, 2013
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire
Answer by LostSoul88 at 4:00 PM on Jun. 5, 2013
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
Answer by josiesmommy00 at 4:00 PM on Jun. 5, 2013
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Even at that stage they won't stop to ask directions.
Answer by LostSoul88 at 4:01 PM on Jun. 5, 2013
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