Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

3 Bumps

How 'bout some jokes........................ it's getting dull here today

A man is at the bar all night, every time he orders a drink, he pours a little on his hand. After hours of this happening, the bartender comes up and says "I have to know, why are you doing that?" the man answers "Trying to get my date drunk"

Got any good jokes?

Answer Question
 
leksismommy

Asked by leksismommy at 3:41 PM on Jun. 5, 2013 in Just for Fun

Level 25 (22,485 Credits)
Answers (16)
  • That is hilarious!


    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 3:44 PM on Jun. 5, 2013

  • ew lol
    josiesmommy00

    Answer by josiesmommy00 at 3:44 PM on Jun. 5, 2013

  • SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 3:44 PM on Jun. 5, 2013

  • SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 3:45 PM on Jun. 5, 2013

  • Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
    So men can understand them
    leksismommy

    Comment by leksismommy (original poster) at 3:51 PM on Jun. 5, 2013

  • josiesmommy00

    Answer by josiesmommy00 at 3:52 PM on Jun. 5, 2013

  • LOL
    LostSoul88

    Answer by LostSoul88 at 3:57 PM on Jun. 5, 2013

  • How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire

    LostSoul88

    Answer by LostSoul88 at 4:00 PM on Jun. 5, 2013

  • Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

    josiesmommy00

    Answer by josiesmommy00 at 4:00 PM on Jun. 5, 2013

  • Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?


     


    Even at that stage they won't stop to ask directions.

    LostSoul88

    Answer by LostSoul88 at 4:01 PM on Jun. 5, 2013

Join CafeMom now to contribute your answer and become part of our community. It's free and takes just a minute.
close Cafemom Join now to connect to other members! Connect with Facebook or Sign Up Using Email

Already Joined? LOG IN