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Using breastmilk as lube? adult content

.... Anne? You awake?

I just read this on the internet. It actually sounds like a good idea to me....

Breastmilk has healing abilities, my vagina is broken... Maybe this is the cure?

 
staciandababy

Asked by staciandababy at 11:52 PM on Jun. 7, 2013 in Health

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Answers (15)
  • OR she could be like the ladies at the Olive Garden!
    Salad dressing? *squirt*
    Cream for your coffee? *squirt*

    Oh the possibilities here are endless!!
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 12:58 AM on Jun. 8, 2013

  • Ya know that movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" where they are putting Windex on everything? All I can imagine is Staci running around shooting everything with her bewbies....

    Sunburn? *squirt*
    Pimple? *squirt*
    Need some saline solution? *squirt*
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 12:35 AM on Jun. 8, 2013

  • Missing the DV
    feralxat

    Answer by feralxat at 12:04 AM on Jun. 8, 2013

  • lol, staci! That's funny. :P Not that your vagina is broken. That, on the other hand, is sad. RIP vagina. :P

    This is the point where I need to go to bed. LOL!
    Kword

    Answer by Kword at 12:00 AM on Jun. 8, 2013

  • I never tried it because I didn't have a drop of breastmilk to spare due to supply problems, but if it can heal cradle cap, then why not broken clits? *Smile.*

    I did try egg whites as lube a long time ago because I was told by an intfertility doctor that they inhibit sperm a lot less than oil- or silicon-based lubes. The egg whites were cold and slimy, don't think they helped my ex's swimmers, though.
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 12:28 AM on Jun. 8, 2013

  • you know what make excellent lube... pure aloe straight form the leaf... NO joke.
    But_Mommie

    Answer by But_Mommie at 12:51 AM on Jun. 8, 2013

  • I've never heard of it being used as lube before, but I think breast milk an cure damn near anything, so I say go for it. I used it to clear up an eye infection once and it was amazing. My eye doctor was horrified, LOL.
    JulieJacobKyle

    Answer by JulieJacobKyle at 1:02 AM on Jun. 8, 2013

  • And shoo, Anon. I'm about to go look for my trusty anon gnat swatter.
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 12:29 AM on Jun. 8, 2013

  • LMAO, PGA! Breastmilk will help his burn, though, and Staci's man will probably enjoy getting squirted.
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 12:42 AM on Jun. 8, 2013

  • Who gives a rip if your vagina is broken? You're starting to sound like a broken record!
    If you want to use breast milk then use it! Who cares!!!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:55 PM on Jun. 7, 2013

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