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Cops: Columbus man high on hallucinogenic mushrooms..... What was he thinking????

Cops: Columbus man high on hallucinogenic mushrooms rips off part of own penis at Michigan school

YPSILANTI TOWNSHIP, Mich. - A 41-year-old man from Columbus, Ohio, is recovering after, police say, he ripped off part of his penis while high on hallucinogenic mushrooms.

The man was found naked, screaming and bleeding heavily at Ypsilanti Middle School at around 1:00 a.m. last Tuesday by officers who were responding to a burglar alarm.

The man was taken into custody for his own safety and transported to the hospital.

Police said that when questioned the man said he was in town visiting friends and had picked up the mushrooms earlier in the day.

The man is still hospitalized and undergoing treatment.



Asked by Crafty26 at 9:29 AM on Jun. 25, 2013 in Politics & Current Events

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Answers (8)

  • OWWWWWW!!!! that poor guy. I bet he won't be doing any shrums anytime soon. 


    Answer by LostSoul88 at 9:35 AM on Jun. 25, 2013

  • jaw drop Lord only knows what he thought it was while hallucinating.  Probably an evil talking snake or something. Ouch!


    Answer by mrsmom110 at 9:53 AM on Jun. 25, 2013

  • I'll go with the comment on the article:

    Maybe he thought it was another mushroom?

    Answer by NotPanicking at 10:02 AM on Jun. 25, 2013

  • Well I'm sure he wasn't thinking his night would end like that :( ouch.

    Answer by skinnyslokita at 9:53 AM on Jun. 25, 2013

  • yikes

    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 10:30 AM on Jun. 25, 2013

  • That'll teach him. Dumbass.

    Answer by sahmamax2 at 12:14 PM on Jun. 25, 2013

  • OUCH!!!

    Answer by older at 1:24 PM on Jun. 25, 2013

  • Daaaaaaamn! I guess he wasn't thinking! Youch!

    Answer by Ballad at 4:55 PM on Jun. 25, 2013