Potty Training Johnny Little Johnny's parents were attempting to potty train him. When he did go to the bathroom though, it seemed like he hit everything except the toilet. Then his mother would have to go in and clean up after him.
After a couple of weeks, she had had enough, so she took Johnny to the doctor. After explaining the problem to him, the doctor said, "Well, his member is too small. There is an old wive's tale that says to give him two slices of toast each morning and his member will grow. Then he will be able to hold it and aim straight."
The following morning, Johnny jumped out of bed and raced downstairs to the kitchen. On the table were a dozen slices of toast. "Mom," Johnny yelled, "the doctor said I only have to eat two slices of toast." "Yes, I know son," his mother replied and smiled. "The other ten are for your dad."
PGA member of the week
Are you kidding ?
Everyboby knows PGA has a member for every day of the month !
and that is only counting the really big ones that are vividly colored, vibrate, and have snap on accessories in a variety of textures.
Answer by fiatpax at 4:52 PM on Jun. 28, 2013
Answer by older at 2:48 PM on Jun. 28, 2013
Answer by Ballad at 4:50 PM on Jun. 28, 2013
Answer by fiatpax at 2:04 PM on Jun. 29, 2013
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