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Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home and see what's in the fridge then go to bed.

Married women come home and see what's in the bed then go to the fridge.


I thought that was funny!

 
staciandababy

Asked by staciandababy at 12:16 AM on Jul. 2, 2013 in Relationships

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Answers (16)
  • Not gonna lie. Sometimes I would much rather have cold pizza than whatever my husband is offering. God, maybe it is true.
    maecntpntz219

    Answer by maecntpntz219 at 12:48 AM on Jul. 2, 2013

  • I was going to say because married women have 200 pound assholes. (mine is actually about 295)
    Was that the wrong answer?
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 12:20 AM on Jul. 2, 2013

  • Oh that is so bad. ROFLOL
    Dardenella

    Answer by Dardenella at 12:17 AM on Jul. 2, 2013

  • Thanks, I needed that laugh. ROFL
    tempsingl3mom

    Answer by tempsingl3mom at 12:18 AM on Jul. 2, 2013

  • lol
    feralxat

    Answer by feralxat at 12:30 AM on Jul. 2, 2013

  • lol oh gosh.

    tntmom1027

    Answer by tntmom1027 at 12:30 AM on Jul. 2, 2013

  • Hahahaha! You're baaaad!
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 12:37 AM on Jul. 2, 2013

  • Good one, but some married women stop caring about their looks in the comfort of a marriage......no need to look good to catch a guy anymore!
    older

    Answer by older at 9:07 AM on Jul. 2, 2013

  • LOL
    SpiritedWitch

    Answer by SpiritedWitch at 6:12 AM on Jul. 2, 2013

  • laughinggood one lol

    MizLee

    Answer by MizLee at 8:42 AM on Jul. 2, 2013