After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said “of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?”
Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.
at 4:54 AM on Jul. 2, 2013