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A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said:
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."

A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Get in line."

(I think we could replace "wife" with "husband". MIL can probably stay! LMAO!)

 
PartyGalAnne

Asked by PartyGalAnne at 1:35 AM on Jul. 6, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • Perfect!
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 1:41 AM on Jul. 6, 2013

  • LMAO!!!
    PMSMom10

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 1:37 AM on Jul. 6, 2013

  • LOL
    kmath

    Answer by kmath at 1:37 AM on Jul. 6, 2013

  • LOL!! :)
    liss05

    Answer by liss05 at 8:08 AM on Jul. 6, 2013

  • :)
    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 11:12 AM on Jul. 6, 2013

  • So funny!!!!
    whoodathunk

    Answer by whoodathunk at 11:32 AM on Jul. 6, 2013