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Lie-Detecting Robot

A man invented a lie-detecting robot that slapped people who told fibs. He decided to test it out at dinner.

"Son, where were you this afternoon?"

"At school"

*Robot slaps son.*

"Okay, I was at the movies."

"What movie?"

"Harry Potter."

*Robot slaps son.*

"Okay, okay, was watching porn."

"Porn? Why, at your age, I didn't even know what porn was!"

*Robot slaps father.*

"Well dear, the boy has a nose for trouble. After all, he's your son."

*Robot slaps mother.*

 
Ballad

Asked by Ballad at 6:44 PM on Jul. 6, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • Love it! Saw it coming but love it.
    JanetMonroe1991

    Answer by JanetMonroe1991 at 11:30 PM on Jul. 6, 2013

  • LOL!
    PMSMom10

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 6:52 PM on Jul. 6, 2013

  • Good one!
    hellokittykat

    Answer by hellokittykat at 6:57 PM on Jul. 6, 2013

  • An oldie but a goodie!
    Dardenella

    Answer by Dardenella at 7:11 PM on Jul. 6, 2013

  • Ha!
    charlotsomtimes

    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 8:10 PM on Jul. 6, 2013

  • LOL
    virginiamama71

    Answer by virginiamama71 at 10:09 PM on Jul. 6, 2013