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Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest.


FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

 
Dardenella

Asked by Dardenella at 12:25 PM on Jul. 25, 2013 in Just for Fun

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  • LOL!!
    2autisticsmom

    Answer by 2autisticsmom at 9:34 PM on Jul. 25, 2013

  •  Here's a couple more funny ones :)

    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 1:47 PM on Jul. 25, 2013

  • Classic!
    ILovemyPaulie

    Answer by ILovemyPaulie at 12:26 PM on Jul. 25, 2013

  • I think Popcorn Sutton has the best tombstone lol

    josiesmommy00

    Answer by josiesmommy00 at 12:27 PM on Jul. 25, 2013

  •  LOL! Wonder if he's related to this guy?! :)

    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 1:42 PM on Jul. 25, 2013

  • Emailed that one to the Mr.!
    tasches

    Answer by tasches at 5:25 PM on Jul. 25, 2013

  • haha
    smiley745

    Answer by smiley745 at 6:44 PM on Jul. 25, 2013

  • Ha! Awesome!
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 9:10 PM on Jul. 25, 2013

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