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5 Bumps

Just three words

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and
walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £20.00...on one condition..."

Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man
replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a £20 note from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....

"Decorate my house."


Asked by goldpandora at 3:58 AM on Jul. 30, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • laughingLOL!  I'd settle for "clean my house"  :p 


    Answer by mrsmom110 at 6:15 AM on Jul. 30, 2013

  • I've heard that joke with "paint my house" instead.

    Answer by QuinnMae at 8:48 AM on Jul. 30, 2013

  • LOL :)

    Answer by liss05 at 11:22 AM on Jul. 30, 2013

  • Yeah, I was going to say, "Clean my kitchen!"

    Answer by Ballad at 3:40 PM on Jul. 30, 2013

  • "Mow my lawn"

    Answer by MotoStar at 4:27 PM on Jul. 30, 2013

  • fix my car

    Answer by fiatpax at 5:50 PM on Jul. 30, 2013

  • LOL I thought it was something like 50 shades of grey. totally sexy, that was good at the end. LOL

    Answer by Sillylins at 1:06 PM on Jul. 31, 2013