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Any cyncial comments are saying you would like to share?

I'm not usually cynical. But I do have my moments. care to share any good ones?!

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Sillylins

Asked by Sillylins at 2:48 PM on Jul. 31, 2013 in Just for Fun

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  • I loved the line
    put the little crotchgoblin in a cage, and poke it with a stick, LOL, I laughed so hard I spit out my coffee.
    2kids2dogs2cats

    Answer by 2kids2dogs2cats at 2:49 PM on Jul. 31, 2013

  • Bite me! (not you OP :p)
    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 2:49 PM on Jul. 31, 2013

  • My absolute favorite. It holds SO much truth.

    "If the grass looks greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit"
    maecntpntz219

    Answer by maecntpntz219 at 3:07 PM on Jul. 31, 2013

  • "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it." (credit Tommy Boy)
    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 3:11 PM on Jul. 31, 2013

  • A parents job is to mess up their kids just enough to make them funny
    pinkparcel

    Answer by pinkparcel at 3:11 PM on Jul. 31, 2013

  • http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091187/quotes


    Too many to choose from by Clint Eastwood's character in Heartbreak Ridge :p

    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 3:17 PM on Jul. 31, 2013

  • You just can't polish a turd.
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 4:30 PM on Jul. 31, 2013

  • *or sayings
    KristiS11384

    Answer by KristiS11384 at 6:41 PM on Jul. 31, 2013

  • *cynical
    KristiS11384

    Answer by KristiS11384 at 6:42 PM on Jul. 31, 2013

  • I am who I am. Your approval is not needed. If you don't like my attitude quit talking to me. I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? I'd tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.

    2autisticsmom

    Answer by 2autisticsmom at 9:28 PM on Jul. 31, 2013

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