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Kids Jokes

So my son was trying to tell some jokes tonight and actually got a chuckle out of me on two of them.

What did the fish say to the sword? Swordfish

What did the milk say to the cow? Milkjug

I don't know why those struck me as funny but they did.

Do your kids tell horrible jokes they made up? Care to share?


Asked by kmath at 8:27 PM on Jul. 31, 2013 in General Parenting

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  • LOL, those are the best kmath!!! I love hearing kid jokes!!

    Answer by m-avi at 8:34 PM on Jul. 31, 2013

  • my little brother used to
    oh my they were so awful

    Answer by Dardenella at 1:34 AM on Aug. 1, 2013

  • The first one that really made me laugh was when my daughter asked me why the chicken crossed the road two times.

    Because she was a double crosser!

    Answer by Ballad at 1:35 AM on Aug. 1, 2013