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I have to share my Pharmacy Story with you!

Friday, a girl comes to the counter and says, this thing does not work!
I bought a pregnancy test kit and it's defective. I want my money back!
ME-Okay, did you use it properly?
Customer-Do I look like an idiot? Anyone can pee on a fucking stick!
ME-(trying not to laugh), Did a line come up?
Customer- No, not a single line, just a number 30! How can I be 30% pregnant?
Me-mam, this is a thermometer!

ROTFLMAO!!!

 
PMSMom10

Asked by PMSMom10 at 9:53 PM on Aug. 4, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (23)
  • LMAO!

    DJDNY

    Answer by DJDNY at 10:40 PM on Aug. 4, 2013

  • What's her screen name? :D
    Mrs_Prissy

    Answer by Mrs_Prissy at 9:59 PM on Aug. 4, 2013

  • Maybe it was a rectal pregnancy test. Though she got knocked up from anal.
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 10:21 PM on Aug. 4, 2013

  • I just don't even know what to say. I mean really, how the hell do you mistake a thermometer for a pregnancy test?
    anime_mom619

    Answer by anime_mom619 at 10:14 PM on Aug. 4, 2013

  • laughing           confused                  laughing

    Rosehawk

    Answer by Rosehawk at 9:56 PM on Aug. 4, 2013

  • Oh please tell me this is 100% true!
    You just KNOW she has an account here!!
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 10:00 PM on Aug. 4, 2013

  • Oh dear! I worry a little for her future child. How is she possibly going to figure out the mind-knotting issues of making formula and dispensing Tylenol if she can't tell the difference between a pregnancy test and a thermometer?
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 10:10 PM on Aug. 4, 2013

  • Well, it looks like now we will have to add more detail when we tell people to "pee on a stick" here in answers.
    KristiS11384

    Answer by KristiS11384 at 10:13 AM on Aug. 5, 2013

  • Did you help her find an actual pregnancy test? Was she blonde?

    Too funny! Thanks for sharing.
    tempsingl3mom

    Answer by tempsingl3mom at 9:57 PM on Aug. 4, 2013

  • LOL.
    liss05

    Answer by liss05 at 10:20 PM on Aug. 4, 2013

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