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Irony

If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are

Brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BUTT
is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates .

 
Dardenella

Asked by Dardenella at 3:58 PM on Aug. 8, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (4)
  • Ain't that the truth!
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 4:52 PM on Aug. 8, 2013

  • Exactly..... don't forget about the moron that spilled her "HOT" coffee at McDonalds.....
    m-avi

    Answer by m-avi at 4:26 PM on Aug. 8, 2013

  • HAHA CUTE
    smiley745

    Answer by smiley745 at 6:09 PM on Aug. 8, 2013

  • Funny but It's so true though! Nobody wants to be accountable.
    hishighest

    Answer by hishighest at 11:17 PM on Aug. 9, 2013

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