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3 Bumps

What's it mean, when I have? EDITED

a missed period, weird taste in my mouth, can't see my period, can't read a pregnancy test, can't find my vagina, my tubes are tied and I have never had sex....  and I can't tell if I am ovulating because I am extraordinarily juicy.... (I will leave out the splendid details there...)   If you want a description, let me know...

THAT I MUST BE NEW TO CAFEMOM!!!!

Welcome to me!!!

 
m-avi

Asked by m-avi at 11:01 PM on Aug. 12, 2013 in About CafeMom

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Answers (39)
  • But who is the daddy?

    Depends on the date of conception, but hopefully it's the one whose married but swears he'll leave her, and not the control freak who makes her ride in the back seat and won't let her buy her own Corn Nuts at 7-11
    NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 11:13 PM on Aug. 12, 2013

  • "My vagina's missing!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Where was the last place you remember seeing it?
    Mrs_Prissy

    Answer by Mrs_Prissy at 11:06 PM on Aug. 12, 2013

  • My vagina's missing!!!!!!!!!!!!
    3libras

    Answer by 3libras at 11:05 PM on Aug. 12, 2013

  • if everyone just ignores their dumb*** questions and comments and i mean DO NOT REPLY to anything they write or ask, they'll just get bored and stop posting BS

    No they won't, they'll just troll other places. If we're lucky, they'll go back to trolling Mom Confessions, but chances are, they're here because they were already banned from Mom Confessions, hence the new acct to begin with. More likely, they''ll start trolling special needs, relationships and general parenting instead.
    NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 11:28 PM on Aug. 12, 2013

  • PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 11:04 PM on Aug. 12, 2013

  • And you don't know if you are ovulating because you are sooo juicy
    Izsarejman

    Answer by Izsarejman at 11:04 PM on Aug. 12, 2013

  • " won't let her buy her own Corn Nuts at 7-11"

    Taco flavored corn nuts
    Mrs_Prissy

    Answer by Mrs_Prissy at 11:15 PM on Aug. 12, 2013

  • You're just askin' for it, you miserable witch.
    Izsarejman

    Answer by Izsarejman at 11:15 PM on Aug. 12, 2013

  • Now I want a taco.
    kmath

    Answer by kmath at 11:16 PM on Aug. 12, 2013

  • You forgot to mention your tubes were tied
    NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 11:03 PM on Aug. 12, 2013