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The OTHER school supplies...

Send your child off to school w/ kid-friendly jokes to tell around the lunch table. What better way to get thru the end of summer vacation?! lol :p Here, I'll start:

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick

Q: Why didn't anyone like the beef?
A: It was jerky

Feel free to add more :)


Asked by mrsmom110 at 8:44 AM on Aug. 19, 2013 in General Parenting

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Answers (4)
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    Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big.

    Answer by QuinnMae at 9:32 AM on Aug. 19, 2013

  • Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

    Answer by dflygirl7 at 9:08 AM on Aug. 19, 2013

  • Why did the chicken cross the road two times?

    Because she was a double crosser.

    Answer by Ballad at 3:41 PM on Aug. 19, 2013

  • Do you know why the banana went to the hospital?
    He wasn't peeling very well.

    What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
    Do you believe in people?

    Answer by susannah2000 at 3:42 PM on Aug. 19, 2013