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I have a *blank* in my *blank*!!! adult content



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I have a turd in my urethra.

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(No I don't really. Sounds hilarious though.)

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staciandababy

Asked by staciandababy at 1:17 AM on Aug. 26, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • Fork in my urethra


    (someone posted this on my FB page the other day!)
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 1:18 AM on Aug. 26, 2013

  • hmmm.... no one else is playing along.
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 1:24 AM on Aug. 26, 2013

  • Cafemom Answererz go to bed early. I play by myself quietly til they wake up.
    staciandababy

    Comment by staciandababy (original poster) at 1:27 AM on Aug. 26, 2013

  • I have a snake in my boot. (credit Woody from Toy Story) :p
    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 6:27 AM on Aug. 26, 2013

  • I have a cheese n bacon in my mouth :P
    hopeandglory53

    Answer by hopeandglory53 at 9:00 AM on Aug. 26, 2013

  • Well, yesterday I had my foot in my mouth. :)

    Today I have sleep in my eyes. I just woke up and my coffee pot is dirty
    Rosehawk

    Answer by Rosehawk at 11:37 AM on Aug. 26, 2013

  • I have pigs in my house! (hint: they're of the male species & their aim sucks!!)
    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 12:32 PM on Aug. 26, 2013

  • I have a hitch in my get-along. I knew an old lady who always used to say that, and it made me laugh every time.
    Ballad

    Answer by Ballad at 1:46 PM on Aug. 26, 2013

  • I have a snake in my boot

    cassie_kellison

    Answer by cassie_kellison at 11:34 PM on Aug. 26, 2013

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