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I do not want to pay so much for an adult toy adult content

Can I just use a cucumber? Should I peel it first?

Definitely organic. Do not want pesticides in my... What is it called again?

Maybe a sweet potato.....

(Practicing for anon day, you know who this is)


Asked by Anonymous at 5:18 PM on Sep. 20, 2013 in Hobbies & Crafts

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Answers (16)
  • Just wanted to say that if you use a cucumber, do not recycle it into cucumber water or use it to exfoliate your face.

    Answer by 2autisticsmom at 12:21 PM on Sep. 21, 2013

  • Don't forget to use a condom...we don't need a "did my cucumber get me pregnant?" post!


    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 5:54 PM on Sep. 20, 2013

  • Hobby and Craft huh? Bahahaha!

    Of course you can use a cucumber, but poor Larry. Surely that is one place he has never been before!


    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 5:29 PM on Sep. 20, 2013

  • PGA or Staci. Yes you can use a cucumber Make sure when you peel it you cut ridges into it. I think it 's called a noni. Get a package of bun size beef franks and pretend they are the football team.

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:31 PM on Sep. 20, 2013

  • try an eggplant

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 5:50 PM on Sep. 20, 2013

  • LOL. I am pregnant with pickles!


    don't forget to post a question for us to help name them!

    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 6:47 PM on Sep. 20, 2013

  • Not me!!
    You'll just have to ask your friend who knows everything about toys and can give DEEP DICK-COUNTS!
    I mean, DISCOUNTS!!

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 6:08 PM on Sep. 20, 2013

  • best typo ever PGA

    i prefer to use an eggplant, then serve it for dinner to my husband because he likes to eat my lady parts

    can i hear some applause from those who remember THAT post from the past

    Answer by fiatpax at 9:12 PM on Sep. 20, 2013

  • LOL you are so bad.

    I would not peel the cucumber but then again I would just pay for the toy.
    I mean really over the life time of the toy how many cucumbers would I have paid for a subjected to non consensual sex with me. It is just a horrifying thought. But do be sure to wash it before using. They are usually sprayed and have a wax on them to boot.

    Answer by Dardenella at 5:28 PM on Sep. 20, 2013

  • Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:47 PM on Sep. 20, 2013