So DD is tutoring the first grader that moved in up the street. Math is hard and the child simply doesn't want to do it. So she's trying to teach him. Him- " Why do I have to do this? It's stupid. How much longer do I need to go to school? Her- "That depends. At least 11 more years, but that's only if you do it right the first time. Take your time and do it right and you will be fine. If you try to rush through it, (as she's erasing a mistake) you tend to make mistakes and they make you do it again. " Then they continued on with the homework. I see what she did there. LOL So has your child said anything insightful or witty recently?? Flagged just in case someone's babe has said something not so polite that still came out hilarious.
Answer by saphire_eyes802 at 1:33 PM on Sep. 27, 2013
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Answer by Ballad at 11:32 AM on Sep. 27, 2013
I am teaching my choir Silent Night. After we sing one kids asks, "Why are we singing a song about death?" Nothing like an atheist explaining the birth of Christ.
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Answer by AF4life at 6:26 AM on Sep. 28, 2013